Happy Easter

Wrote this poem for Easter 2006. Just a little parody of the holiday.

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hopping down the Bunny Trail.
Hip-pity Hop-pity Easter's on its way.

Peter hipped and Peter hopped
Right into the pot he stopped.
That's when Peter you did flambé.

What about his kids and wife?
Now that you did take his life
Don't you think they're sad that he's not there?

Then there's all the good he's done
And he was a lot of fun.
But now he's only a roasted hare.

But don't you care one little bit?
You're just a great big twit!
Hounding his family in that way.

When they all come to brawl
You will just cook them all
And have a feast on Easter Day.

(c) Chad Schuermeyer - Easter 2006